Who Can Ya Trust?

At right: Portrait of A Whore (Vincent van Gogh, 1885)

In light of the ongoing drama surrounding Lori Alexander’s shameless promotion of the truth, I thought we’d look at some of her critics and deconstruct their motivations. In the mean time, if a serious female (aside from Renee) ever does stumble into this hive of misogyny, she might find the following illumination somewhat helpful.

Most of us realize that we live in a deeply troubled society, and most people we run into are “on the make” in some way. Sister Lori has done a fair turn encouraging young women to look out for their own interests, by staying chaste, sober and debt free. Sister Lori’s critics seem to form a diverse panorama, with nothing in common save for a desire to see our young sisters fall into bad behavior. As there is a broad spectrum of different types of people screeching at the existence of good advice, it’s reasonable to assume that there will be diverse motivations behind the promotion of harlotry.

The Priest

I grew up being taught that Christians are scum. Nowhere is this truth more apparent than on twitter, where we find a Christian priest named Jarrid, who laments the fact that Sister Lori is warning the young women in his congregation, and derailing his plans to turn them out as prostitutes.

Why would a Christian priest oppose a decent woman’s warning to young girls? There are multiple possible reasons. In the first place, Christian priests are notorious for their own immoral behavior. A young sister must always beware of them. Christian priests are infamous for raping children, embezzling money from their own congregations, and sexing up the wives and daughters of their own parishioners. I believe that part of the motivation of these Christian leaders is a desire to have strange women on offer to them sexually.

Another motivation is financial. In order to understand this, one must see the difference between types of professions. Some men, like carpenters, take raw materials and add value, through their labor, to make things of beauty and value. Other men, like doctors, provide essential services that make our lives better. And then there are society’s parasites, who live without working. Some of these men buy and sell, while producing nothing. Others beg, act, or entertain. The Christian priest tends to be of this last type.

The Christian priest gravitates to his position because he is inherently shiftless and useless. He wants to live an easy life, without doing any productive work. We can think of other professions which are similarly adaptive, can’t we? The used car salesman, the divorce attorney, the drug dealer, the Hollywood actor, the pimp, and the telephone salesman also make their living by grifting. Our uncle, Karl Marx, made a detailed study of this class, and he called such people the bourgeoisie.

As a man who lives large at the expense of the productive workers in his congregation, the Christian priest doesn’t dare say anything controversial. That might reduce the money in the donation box. Heaven forbid he might have to get a real job, and shift for himself. Thus, his goal is to tell people what they want to hear, and to sell them the idea of salvation for money. His terror at the thought of working makes him too cowardly to do what Sister Lori does. She tells you the brutal truth, and in return, the Christian priest condemns her for it. He would rather you listen to his lies, so that you keep feeding him money. He is corrupt, and can not be trusted.

The Feminist

One might wonder, at this point, about the motivations of the feminists. They tend to be women, and while many of them are bulldykes, most of them seem too damaged to have a sexual desire for anyone – male or female. Moreover, most of them can’t be said to be profiting financially from your descent into immorality.

Kaylyn Whitley is a loud and proud skank-ho feminist, who has spent several days defaming Sister Lori on twitter. Kaylyn earlier claimed to be in a faculty position at a large Christian university, which ought to give context to Sister Lori’s warning about attending such places.

I see two interrelated motivations, for people like Kaylyn, who want you to fail. In the first place, misery loves company. Kaylyn is known only for her ugly demeanor, her embrace of radical feminism, and her garish, skank-ho tattoos. She is a completely useless individual, by anyone’s standards. Such people feel incredibly threatened by a pretty young sister, who is coming into her own, and who will maintain discipline. If you follow Sister Lori’s advice, you will be a visible reminder of Kaylyn’s failures. She hates you simply for existing.

Our uncle, Fred Nietzsche, called this phenomenon ressentiment. The weak hate the strong. The parasites hate the productive. The ugly hate the beautiful. Skank-ho feminists hate chaste, sensible sisters. This is the way of the world, and there is no force on earth that will ever change it.

Even more dangerous than creeps like Kaylyn, are feminists who keep their hatred and their bigotry under-the-radar. These women can often be quite attractive – at least on the surface. They hate you for a similar reason, but it’s distinct enough to mention separately.

To those women, you are competition.

Think about it. If you were a good earner, and you had two choices, which would you choose?

Choice No. 1 is a skank-ho feminist, who was filled with diseases, after years of riding strange dick and doing illegal drugs.

Choice No. 2 is a chaste, quiet, sweet girl who wants to be a good wife and mother.

The choice is obvious, and the feminist knows this. This is her motivation for getting you involved with drugs, alcohol, sex with playaz, and and a misdemeanor conviction for drunk-in-public. She wants your value on the market to be lower than hers.

(Nearly) All The Rest

Sad to say, but pretty much everyone else is on the make too. Here’s a quick rundown of all the other people you shouldn’t trust.

Your uncles and male cousins don’t give a shit about you. Your uncle will be glad if you turn into a tattooed skank, because he hates his brother (your pops) and because he has daughters of his own, and he’s on their side. You’re their competition for good earners.

Your brothers will like you turning into a ho’. They’re looking forward to fucking all your ho’ friends you meet at the frat parties. Make sure to bring them around.

Your neighbors all either want to fuck you or they want to land a better man than you. They’ll be glad you fail.

Your mother wants to live out all her ho’ fantasies through you. She feels “repressed” by your dad, and all. She’ll give you tips on which boys you should chase, and she might fuck some of them herself, when you’re not looking.

Men like me don’t give a shit about you. We might fuck you, but we’ll never commit to you.

So Who Can Ya Trust?

There are a worldwide maximum of three people you might be able to trust. Those include, and are limited to, your father, and your two grandfathers.

You are their direct descendant. You’re their financial liability. Your bad behavior reflects on them. For all these reasons, it is in their interest that you succeed in locking down a good earner, and become a competent wife and mother.

Now you know why the feminists have worked so tirelessly to strip these men from the lives of girls like you, through their punitive divorce laws and their embrace of harlotry.

If you don’t know your father well (and thanks to the skank-ho feminists, this is a common problem) then you should approach him, respectfully, and ask for his help. He is the only man in the world who you can trust.

And Finally…

If you’re reading this close to the publication date, make sure you go to Sister Lori’s blog or her facebook page, and thank her for her good work trolling the lunatics. Truly, she is a master troll, and her handiwork ought to be widely appreciated.