Months ago, I warned all my brothers about fucking a tinder slut who claims to be “visiting” from some other area. Tinder allows such a wimminz to seek out other men, while keeping her main squeeze in the dark. It’s especially nefarious, because such a man who had a tinder account would never see his wife or girlfriend as “online,” given the proximity filter.
Tinder execs immediately contacted ya boy Boxer, confirming that they marketed their app to attached wimminz who wanted to cheat with new dick, out of sight of their partners.
The following helpful video has been produced by the company, in order to illustrate the process. It is with great honor that I share Tinder’s public confirmation, and I thank based Tinder for their support of our blog.
If you are fucking a wimminz who has a tinder profile, the company would like you to know exactly what “your” girl is doing on her “vacations,” her “business trips,” and her “visits to grandma.”
Likewise, as we already know, if some hot piece of ass “matches” with you, and she tells you she’s from “out of town,” then you can be absolutely confident that she’s cheating on some other man — likely a husband. No matter how good she looks, you should let the next simp hit that.
The memories she brings back from trips and vacations also include HPV and perhaps a fatherless child.
Provers 6:32 But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.
The surrounding verses go into detail about why it isn’t sensible, even for this life.
I plan to make a video of my adventures in the UK….though they will involve flashes at the Tate Gallery, Abbey Road Stuidos (I got an INSIDE tour….I had to buy this ticket over three in in advance for this very rare treat), dancing to soul music at all nighters, shopping for cool MOD threads on Canarby Street, record shops, record shops, record shops…..Rod Stewart in Manchester and then to the sticks of North Wales speaking Welsh, eating eels, and singing ‘Carol Lan’ atop of Conway Castle (take that England!!)……and a tour of a deep slate mine where my ancestors died by slate dust, lost limbs, flooded mines in the cold deep of 700-1000 feet under the ground all for Pax Brtiannia.
Tinder is overrated. I have never used it, and 99% of men are not missing a thing
The last thing that will happen is a woman “ruining” this UK trip for me. I plan to eat bad food (Brits are not known for their culinary arts), chain smoke, and live like its 1966 while there right down to the skinny rayon ties and slim trousers with crisp white shirts.
As for this woman in the TInder ad???? We should be lucky if 20% of then actually look like that in real life……and from her job…….she put it all on a credit card…..a cubicle job doesn’t pay that good and the vacation time is not that luxurious…..even in my position, I had to really do some trade off’s to get three and a half weeks off for my trip.
Notice there were no men of worth the next state over or the next big city….she had to go to London, Paris and Istanbul of all places……….she’ll demand me the tax-payer to pay for her STD treatment
“What Kind of Love Is This?” Johnny Nash from 1962 before he beacame a dread. Plan to go to soul dances like this in London and Manchester. Really excited. My adventures will be better than this woman in the Tinder ad for sure.
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“Tinder is overrated. I have never used it,”
“As for this woman in the TInder ad???? We should be lucky if 20% of then actually look like that in real life”
Ha, ha, ha. You’re off by an order of magnitude. Approximately 2% of women look that good in real life. That woman is professionally good-looking. 90% of women over 25 are 5’s or less.
Can confirm. I’ve banged countless tinder sluts (best estimate: ~600). The number that looked as good as that model? ~10. In each case, every one of the overly attractive tinder bitches had something wrong with her (suicidal, serious money problems, one was a prescription painkiller addict) that made them otherwise intolerable.
Nines do not use tinder, because unless they have some other glaring flaw, they don’t need to. Tinder is strictly for low-effort wimminz in the four to six range.
Agree. Nines get all the dick, money, and attention they could want in meatspace.
Finding a very attractive woman over the age of 30-35 in the wild is like trying spot that elusive yellow-bellied sapsucker on a bird-watching hike.