This story really shouldn’t be funny…
From Faux News:
A jaguar won’t be punished for a woman whose selfie went horribly wrong.
The jaguar that attacked an Arizona woman — who jumped a barrier to snap a selfie with the feline — will not be euthanized, zoo officials said Sunday.
Wildlife World Zoo officials told social media users the jaguar “won’t be put down” after a woman in her 30s suffered injuries to her arm following the Saturday incident. The woman jumped a barrier at the Litchfield Park zoo and reached out to take a selfie when the big cat dug her claws into the visitor’s hand.
If you hop the protective barriers at the zoo, you might get attacked by the wild animals. I had no idea!
Play stupid games….
That jaguar ALMOST did the world a favor. Unfortunately, it appears that the stupid woman survived the attack…
I hope she’s charged with trespass.
Summary of the womminz interview ..
Sorry, NOT SORRY ..
Yeah .. she took responsibility alright .. like a typical womminz .. she blamed the zoo & the jaguar.
[1]https://www.marketwatch.com/story/a-jaguar-clawed-a-woman-who-got-too-close-to-its-cage-trying-to-take-a-selfie-2019-03-11
The zoo needs to have a full blood panel / test done ..
On the Jaguar .. poor thing might get an STI from this slure.
Bring on the Cousin Culture (next) ..
https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/first-cousins-who-crossed-state-lines-to-get-married-want-laws-changed/
At first .. i must admit .. I thought it could be jaguar gogrrrrl ..
Well .. no .. another villiage has lost its idiot ..
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/slovenian-woman-accused-of-cutting-off-her-own-hand-with-circular-saw-to-make-340k-insurance-claim-a4088901.html