A Victim of the “Male Gaze”

(Bolton UK) Crazed slut Carla Couperthwaite, 22, chased random men through the streets, waving a sharp knife. When detained by police, the crazy wimminz explained that she had been motivated by the idea that these men had been “looking at her.”

The attack occurred at 6.45pm on February 4 after a full day of binge drinking. Bitch was seen attempting to batter down the door of a quickie-mart to get to the first man, before turning her attention to another man who was innocently walking past her, minding his own business and bothering nobody.

From Metro News (no link for this tabloid trash)

The bitch managed to tackle this poor schlub, and hold a knife to his throat while screaming and “frothing at the mouth.” When the cops arrived, bitch admitted that “she had been drinking heavily before going on the rampage and said the way the first man had been looking at her was ‘troubling’.”

Welcome to the new normal, fellas.

14 thoughts on “A Victim of the “Male Gaze”

  1. I was going to attempt at being funny with this one: Which one of those guys that were chased got a phone number?

    She’s quite the looker, no? I’d have hit it fo’ sho’.

  2. I’m sure the sequel will be the take of how she got zero jail time because she’s”disturbed and suffers from depression” or whatever judges use to let women off the hook.

  3. “Male Gaze” ..

    Possible HEADLINE replacements ..

    “The LACK of male gaze made her do it!”

    or

    “The look of male disgust!”

    or

    “UNshaggable!”

    or

    (In a Steve Erwin voice) .. “Crackie .. what we have here is a Female Wild-Da-Beast .. they’re very dangerous .. even I won’t approach this one!”

    OR

    “THAT’S A MAN BABY!”

  4. When detained by police, the crazy wimminz explained that she had been motivated by the idea that these men had been .looking at her..

    I’m assuming those were the ones with pupil-less dead white eyes from the bleach they had applied. Poor bastards were probably more traumatized by the look than the attack.

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