The luckiest man in California…
Quoth skank-ho Jenny Erickson, on her trashy instagram page…
We were supposed to get married today, but because we’re us, it ended up being a comedy of errors and we decided last week to postpone.
I guess Smiley succeeded in escaping your next “transformation,” huh? Good for him.
Since we already had the time scheduled off work, we went to the water park instead
Who are you fooling, mommy blogger? You’ve never done a single day’s work in your life.
and splurged on Quick Queue bracelets for the big girls (hence why they’re not in the pic … they’re off having the water slide time of their lives).
You mean Leif’s two girls. My guess is that they have a much better relationship with their father now, than they would have sans divorce. It’s true they only see him on the weekends, but now he gets to do fun shit with them, rather than what would have been.
Married sluts like Jenny are masters at destroying the relationships between their kids and husbands. What would have been happening, right now, was a long list of demands, by Jenny, that Leif yell at those girls, beat them, berate them, and follow them around cleaning up for them. I have seen this play out too many times to count.
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth every penny.
From now on, we’ve decided to celebrate August 9 as our “Un-iversary.”
That’s a nice spin on failing to lock down a new sucker. The truth is now beginning to descend upon you. You will never be a good man’s honorable wife again.
We’ll get married someday. Maybe next month. Or next year.
A quick look at the relief in that guy’s face, suggests that this prediction is overly optimistic.
But for now we have each other and this ridiculously beautiful family and life, and our hearts are full. ❤️❤️
Get real, bitch. You have a brood of children by different fathers. You’re a ho’, who fucks anyone, and breeds children for everyone. I know this, and all the boys know it, and you know it better than anyone.
The lucky groom playa responds:
You are an amazing unstoppable force. Words like “inevitable” and “life in crescendo” come to mind. I am so blessed and so delighted. Happy un-iversary!
You’re blessed, all right. Credit for being smart enough to evade the set-up. You nearly became Jenny’s next victim. Even so, she’s planning her comeback as we chuckle.
You are set to be the next lucky participant who sits down in the docks of the divorce courts, where your fortune will be harvested, for her to enjoy. Don’t you ever forget this, either.
Even if he doesn’t get hitched he made a child with her so she already got him in that regard.
Earl .. Child support is a given regardless of marriage status .. so yes he screwed up there ..
BUT, I checked .. and you can’t obtain common law marriage in Cali (1).
(1) https://apeopleschoice.com/common-law-marriage-in-california/
Slobber Knobber sez ..
Ya Boy Boxer sez ..
Yes .. on point Boxer .. she now has to say this to project the very thing she will never enjoy. Wimminz in general are the great de-see-vurs .. mostly self-de-seat.
I pray that her life [e.g. Eat, Pray and Love ™] is an inevitable. and .life in crescendo. [sic] of pain when those kids leave her to live with daddy.
T-3 .. 2 .. 1
‘our hearts are full.’
I’d ask..full of what?
Well .. I’d pray for a stoning .. but since her church excommunicated her for her divorce .. I’d say the devil (1).
(1) Published by Jennifer from the church for Excommunication:
“As you know we have announced to you the great sin committed and the grievous offense given by our fellow-member, Jennifer Erikson, to the end that, by your Christian admonitions and prayers, she might come to her senses, turn to God, and escape from the snare of the devil, after being captured by him to do his will (2 Tim. 2:26).”
Has anyone ever noticed the bigger the glasses the bigger the whore?
Maybe it’s a co-winkie-dink .. …
Also .. from this pic on duckduckgo images ..
Has anyone noticed the faker / forced the smile the greater tge combatitiveness in a womminz (vs supportiveness).
From that pic .. Here are a few red flags ..
multiple ear piercings .. fake forced smile .. psycho eyes .. very dark eye-liner .. man-jaw .. off angle pose .. gritting teeth smile .. and yenz probably have spotted more than that in her other pics.
Let’s not forget…she’s also pregnant with another one of his kids (assuming of course).
LOL .. I didn’t know that.
She’s trying to lock in that child support into her 50’s .. ..
A breeder is gonna breed .. cuz they ain’t gotz no udder skillz .. she’ll be broke and alone on 18 years or less.
I’ll put a bottle of Macallan’s 12 year old highland single malt scotch whisky on it.
6 months, man.
Insta can be like a front row seat to what you shouldn’t be doing with your life. Not to mention the guy she’s with has other children as well from what I can tell on his insta. He’s setting up franchises.
Thank goodness I have zero social media presence or any interest in such time wasting.
“You are an amazing unstoppable force. Words like .inevitable. and .life in crescendo. come to mind. I am so blessed and so delighted. Happy un-iversary!”
I don’t believe any “male” that talks like this is capable of inseminating a female without some kind of assistance. Can a turkey baster be sued for child support?
You’re not a pretty woman, Jenny ….
Alright .. I’ve viewed her Insta-Whore account.
1) Both of them have forced smiles in the majority of pics .. something spooky about those two.
2) She has the same eyes in her avatar that this wommonz(1) had .. read more about her (2).
3) They are putting on a good show .. but none of it looks genuine.
(1) Jennifer Wilbanks
(2) https://www.bustle.com/articles/87529-whatever-happened-to-runaway-bride-jennifer-wilbanks-its-been-exactly-10-years-since-she-first-disappeared
Another crazy one like her .. Another nice guy with a crazy (I know that’s redundant) wommonz .. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/runaway-bride-reveals-faked-kidnapping-article-1.1566253#
and
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533727/Woman-faked-kidnapping-escape-fiance-confesses-all.html
In other news .. water is wet .. the sky is blue .. the grass is green .. the wimminz are sloots (if not kept in check by a strong pimp hand).
Not all Chads use the same script…but they all use the same tactic…get her to believe her crazy lies.
Them eyes. To think it used to be only men in war that had that look.
Brown hair / Crazy eyes … May be concealing a small dog or possibly a baby wolf in her rectum.
Dog: “Cover me .. I’m going in.”
Seems like animal abuse to me.
No scuba dawgs were harmed in the invasion of enemy
rectumsbeaches to save that baby wolf .. heh